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How The IOC Plans To Address Doping

In light of its recent decision not to bar Russian athletes from competing in Rio despite their use of performance-enhancing drugs, the International Olympic Committee is working to establish more effective protocols to keep the Games drug-free. Here are some ways the IOC plans to address doping:
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On The Orioles’ Hot Start

  • "It will be nice for the fans to have something to think back on during the next 14 years of futility."

  • "And people say getting a new cartoon bird logo doesn't win you championships."

  • "I don't like it. Winning baseball just doesn't suit that ballpark."

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