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On The Patriots Spying Scandal

  • "At least Belichick apologized. Do you know what that means coming from Satan himself?"


  • "And they would have gotten away with it, too, if they hadn't kept knocking Mangini's hat off with the boom mike."


  • "Using your spying tricks on someone who's seen them before? Clearly, the Patriots are geniuses."


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