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On The Patriots Trading Matt Cassel To The Chiefs:

  • "It's fitting.  I've always considered Matt Cassel to be the Elvis Grbac of our era."

  • "The Patriots didn't get ripped off. There were free cookies."

  • "Imagine what they could have gotten if they'd traded Tom Brady."

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