On The PGA's Tough New Banned-Substance Policy

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RIO DE JANEIRO—Beating out Serbian Nikola Jokic by .87 points in order to claim the all-around title, U.S. forward Kevin Durant won Olympic gold Friday in men’s individual basketball, becoming the first man to win consecutive golds in the competition since Gary Payton at the 1996 and 2000 Games.

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RIO DE JANEIRO—Immediately recognizing the booming, thunderous voice he hadn’t heard since he was 5 years old as he warmed up ahead of his first heat in the 200-meter individual medley, U.S. Olympic swimmer Michael Phelps reportedly spotted his long-estranged father, Poseidon, God of the Sea, cheering for him Thursday in the stands of the Olympic Aquatics Stadium.
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On The PGA's Tough New Banned-Substance Policy

  • "Damn it, I was hoping they would get all juiced up and then putt for 365 yards.

  • "Nice knowing ya, Stuart Appleby."

  • "Let's hope they don't ban ALL substances. For example, you need water to survive."

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