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On The Ravens Losing Ray Lewis And Lardarius Webb To Injury

The AFC North–leading Baltimore Ravens were dealt a harsh blow Monday when defensive stars LB Ray Lewis (torn triceps) and CB Lardarius Webb (torn ACL) were ruled out for the rest of the season. What do you think?

  • “How can the league’s 26th-ranked defense ever recover from this?”

  • “This will only make the Ravens’ playoff run to the divisional round that much harder.”

  • “Yeah, but as far as I can tell from the way football is covered, the only player who makes an impact on a game is the quarterback.”

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