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Report: Gonzaga’s In Washington, Right?

NEW YORK—Ahead of the team’s first-round game against Seton Hall in the NCAA Men’s Basketball Tournament, a new report released Thursday revealed that Gonzaga is in Washington state, right?

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WASHINGTON—With several tears streaming down his face as he stood alone in his bedroom’s walk-in closet, sources confirmed Wednesday that former Washington Redskins quarterback Robert Griffin III slipped on the suit he wore to the 2012 NFL Draft.
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  • "They're just lulling the rest of the league into a false sense of 'their core players are all aging out of the league at once and their young players can't do enough to pick up the slack."

  • "Something that I've seen teams do to get out of binds like this is to clear up some cap space and sign three of the best players in the NBA."

  • "29-16 and only a 4.5 game lead? Well, it's high time they panicked."

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