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Just Like Everything Else!: Fox 8 p.m. EDT/7 p.m. ABC Pete's wife is still on him about building that darn shed, these kids are going to be the death of Sheila and Dave, and the hot next-door neighbor is up in EVERYBODY'S business! Sunday nights on ABC couldn't be any more familiar!

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  • "Is it 'You'? Seriously, is this one of those rhetorical questions where the answer is 'You'?"


  • "Mark Sanchez for not only winning Rose Bowl MVP and learning a professional offensive system in his first year, but for nailing all those women."


  • "Is it OK if I still say Tiger Woods?"


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