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On the start of the 90th NFL season

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Report: Gonzaga’s In Washington, Right?

NEW YORK—Ahead of the team’s first-round game against Seton Hall in the NCAA Men’s Basketball Tournament, a new report released Thursday revealed that Gonzaga is in Washington state, right?

Teary-Eyed Robert Griffin III Slips On Draft Day Suit Again

WASHINGTON—With several tears streaming down his face as he stood alone in his bedroom’s walk-in closet, sources confirmed Wednesday that former Washington Redskins quarterback Robert Griffin III slipped on the suit he wore to the 2012 NFL Draft.
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On the start of the 90th NFL season

  • "I always get really excited for the season; then when it gets here, it's always the same predictable AFC-NFC Super Bowl formula."

  • "Ironically, the only thing that will take my mind off my harrowing divorce is the very thing that caused it."

  • "Watch out for those Rams. They're going to be very bad."

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