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On The Sudden Wave Of Off-The-Field College Football Transgressions

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Report: Gonzaga’s In Washington, Right?

NEW YORK—Ahead of the team’s first-round game against Seton Hall in the NCAA Men’s Basketball Tournament, a new report released Thursday revealed that Gonzaga is in Washington state, right?

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WASHINGTON—With several tears streaming down his face as he stood alone in his bedroom’s walk-in closet, sources confirmed Wednesday that former Washington Redskins quarterback Robert Griffin III slipped on the suit he wore to the 2012 NFL Draft.
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On The Sudden Wave Of Off-The-Field College Football Transgressions

  • "Still extremely profitable for the colleges? Yes? Okay."

  • "This is sports we’re talking about. People are always going to find ways to bend the rules and give 18-year-olds access to yachts and prostitutes."

  • "What? The whole reason kids become great athletes is so they can follow NCAA regulations."

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