On The Texas Rangers Being In Playoff Contention

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On The Texas Rangers Being In Playoff Contention

  • "I never would have thought the Rangers would be in this position, but that's mainly because I don't ever think about baseball."


  • "And we're positive that Nolan Ryan isn't just putting on a new guy's uniform every day and pitching as that guy?"


  • "As a Red Sox fan, it's getting harder and harder to find time in the day to hate all these teams."


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