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Kevin Durant Wins Gold In Men’s Individual Basketball

RIO DE JANEIRO—Beating out Serbian Nikola Jokic by .87 points in order to claim the all-around title, U.S. forward Kevin Durant won Olympic gold Friday in men’s individual basketball, becoming the first man to win consecutive golds in the competition since Gary Payton at the 1996 and 2000 Games.

Michael Phelps Spots Estranged Father Poseidon In Stands

RIO DE JANEIRO—Immediately recognizing the booming, thunderous voice he hadn’t heard since he was 5 years old as he warmed up ahead of his first heat in the 200-meter individual medley, U.S. Olympic swimmer Michael Phelps reportedly spotted his long-estranged father, Poseidon, God of the Sea, cheering for him Thursday in the stands of the Olympic Aquatics Stadium.
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On The Tigers Signing Prince Fielder

  • "I hope they play Cabrera at third so we can witness the athletic spectacle of fat guys throwing across the diamond to each other."

  • "Considering some thought the biggest threat in their division next season would be the Royals, I think they just may have a shot of making the playoffs."

  • "Seeing some fat twentysomething get a $214 million job should really help that city's unemployed feel better about themselves."

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