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Players To Watch In The Sweet 16

The 2017 NCAA Men’s Basketball Tournament has provided thrilling upsets and amazing comebacks in the first two rounds. Onion Sports presents a guide to the 10 players to watch in the Sweet 16.

Benny The Bull Busted For Possession Of Unlicensed T-Shirt Gun

CHICAGO—Noting that the suspect had been taken into custody after officers managed to tackle and wrestle the individual to the ground of the United Center concourse, police confirmed Monday that Chicago Bulls mascot Benny the Bull was arrested for possession of an unlicensed T-shirt gun.

Most Valuable Sports Memorabilia

Sports collectibles have skyrocketed in popularity over the past several decades, with sales of such items as game-worn jerseys and autographed rookie cards generating billions of dollars each year. Onion Sports examines the most sought-after and highly valued sports memorabilia in the world.
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On The Tigers Signing Prince Fielder

  • "I hope they play Cabrera at third so we can witness the athletic spectacle of fat guys throwing across the diamond to each other."

  • "Considering some thought the biggest threat in their division next season would be the Royals, I think they just may have a shot of making the playoffs."

  • "Seeing some fat twentysomething get a $214 million job should really help that city's unemployed feel better about themselves."

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