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Who's Fucking: Zack and Evan

Coworkers Zack and Evan talk about moving past first impressions, stepping out of your comfort zone, and understanding what it really means to fuck someone.
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On The Tragic Murder-Suicide Case Of Boxer Edwin Valero

  • "Well, I was having a good day before you came along asking about boxers killing their wives and selves."

  • "That reminds me of the Nintendo game Mike Tyson's Punch-Out!!, because I prefer to think about nice things."

  • "Sure makes me glad the NFL just donated a whole entire $1 million to brain research, ensuring athletes won't go crazy later in life. Just a matter of time before that's fixed, now."

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