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On The Two Non-BCS Teams Meeting In A BCS Bowl Game:

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On The Two Non-BCS Teams Meeting In A BCS Bowl Game:

  • "It's about time someone taught these schools a lesson for trying to be good."

  • "Sounds like a dick move to me: two no-name football programs coming up the ranks and trying to prove themselves to the country. Come on, assholes, start sucking at football again."

  • "College football needs some kind of a scoring system that could rate how well a team is doing in each game so then we could use 'standings' to determine who is better or worse."

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