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Players To Watch In The Sweet 16

The 2017 NCAA Men’s Basketball Tournament has provided thrilling upsets and amazing comebacks in the first two rounds. Onion Sports presents a guide to the 10 players to watch in the Sweet 16.

Benny The Bull Busted For Possession Of Unlicensed T-Shirt Gun

CHICAGO—Noting that the suspect had been taken into custody after officers managed to tackle and wrestle the individual to the ground of the United Center concourse, police confirmed Monday that Chicago Bulls mascot Benny the Bull was arrested for possession of an unlicensed T-shirt gun.

Most Valuable Sports Memorabilia

Sports collectibles have skyrocketed in popularity over the past several decades, with sales of such items as game-worn jerseys and autographed rookie cards generating billions of dollars each year. Onion Sports examines the most sought-after and highly valued sports memorabilia in the world.
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On The Two Non-BCS Teams Meeting In A BCS Bowl Game:

  • "It's about time someone taught these schools a lesson for trying to be good."

  • "Sounds like a dick move to me: two no-name football programs coming up the ranks and trying to prove themselves to the country. Come on, assholes, start sucking at football again."

  • "College football needs some kind of a scoring system that could rate how well a team is doing in each game so then we could use 'standings' to determine who is better or worse."

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