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How The IOC Plans To Address Doping

In light of its recent decision not to bar Russian athletes from competing in Rio despite their use of performance-enhancing drugs, the International Olympic Committee is working to establish more effective protocols to keep the Games drug-free. Here are some ways the IOC plans to address doping:
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  • "I'd love to root for them. Or against them. I just want to feel anything about them at all, really."

  • "Man, Vince Young's depression and suicidal ideation couldn't have come at a better time for his team."

  • "What a career for Kerry Collins. First he overcomes alcoholism, then racism, and now his own incompetence."

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