On The Urban Meyer Situation At Florida

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INDIANAPOLIS—At his weekly press conference Monday, Colts head coach Jim Caldwell announced that he will rest key starters during the divisional round of the AFC playoffs to keep his players fresh for a Super Bowl run.

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On The Urban Meyer Situation At Florida

  • "Sometimes you need to take time out and think about your future for about 16 hours."


  • "Though the situation isn't exactly clear, I think we can all agree that the first name Urban is pretty weird."


  • "Let's put it this way: that $20 million left on his contract can buy him a bunch of artificial heart valves and bandages for the cyst on his brain."


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