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How The IOC Plans To Address Doping

In light of its recent decision not to bar Russian athletes from competing in Rio despite their use of performance-enhancing drugs, the International Olympic Committee is working to establish more effective protocols to keep the Games drug-free. Here are some ways the IOC plans to address doping:
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On The Urban Meyer Situation At Florida

  • "Sometimes you need to take time out and think about your future for about 16 hours."

  • "Though the situation isn't exactly clear, I think we can all agree that the first name Urban is pretty weird."

  • "Let's put it this way: that $20 million left on his contract can buy him a bunch of artificial heart valves and bandages for the cyst on his brain."

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