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On The Urban Meyer Situation At Florida

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On The Urban Meyer Situation At Florida

  • "Sometimes you need to take time out and think about your future for about 16 hours."

  • "Though the situation isn't exactly clear, I think we can all agree that the first name Urban is pretty weird."

  • "Let's put it this way: that $20 million left on his contract can buy him a bunch of artificial heart valves and bandages for the cyst on his brain."

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