On The U.S. Women’s Soccer Team Losing

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On The U.S. Women’s Soccer Team Losing

  • "I was really emotionally invested in it and cried when they lost. But by the next day I had forgotten what soccer is."

  • "You have to be happy for Japan. Although just because we didn’t get an earthquake recently doesn’t mean our country isn’t in the shitter."

  • "Sorry to hear it. I can’t imagine there’s anything worse than playing soccer and losing at the same time."

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