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On the Warm Weather at the Olympics

  • "It's good preparation for when we have to play these sports knee-deep in ash."

  • "I guess they'll be using coconut shavings as the snow again this year."

  • "Now would be a great time for someone to say, 'What is this? The Summer Olympics?' Not me, though, because I'm not an asshole."

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