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How The IOC Plans To Address Doping

In light of its recent decision not to bar Russian athletes from competing in Rio despite their use of performance-enhancing drugs, the International Olympic Committee is working to establish more effective protocols to keep the Games drug-free. Here are some ways the IOC plans to address doping:
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On The WNBA All-Star Game

  • "It was kind of neat. I didn't know you could just rent out a stadium like that."

  • "Man, the West has been dominant—seven of nine All-Star Games, though the East won the last two. Why are you looking at me like that?"

  • "I didn't get to watch it."

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