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On The WNBA All-Star Game

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On The WNBA All-Star Game

  • "It was kind of neat. I didn't know you could just rent out a stadium like that."

  • "Man, the West has been dominant—seven of nine All-Star Games, though the East won the last two. Why are you looking at me like that?"

  • "I didn't get to watch it."

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