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Report: Gonzaga’s In Washington, Right?

NEW YORK—Ahead of the team’s first-round game against Seton Hall in the NCAA Men’s Basketball Tournament, a new report released Thursday revealed that Gonzaga is in Washington state, right?

Teary-Eyed Robert Griffin III Slips On Draft Day Suit Again

WASHINGTON—With several tears streaming down his face as he stood alone in his bedroom’s walk-in closet, sources confirmed Wednesday that former Washington Redskins quarterback Robert Griffin III slipped on the suit he wore to the 2012 NFL Draft.
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On The Women's NCAA Championship:

  • "I can see why those women are so good. I'd do anything to get Geno Auriemma to stop talking to me."

  • "With all these women basketball players they should have their own professional league."

  • "Congratulations to the Huskies.  A champion is a champion no matter what women's version of a thing they're trying to do."

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