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On The Women's NCAA Championship:

  • "I can see why those women are so good. I'd do anything to get Geno Auriemma to stop talking to me."

  • "With all these women basketball players they should have their own professional league."

  • "Congratulations to the Huskies.  A champion is a champion no matter what women's version of a thing they're trying to do."

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