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Reds Cut Magic Number To 17

CINCINNATI—Trailing the first-place Cardinals by only 15 games with less than a week to go in the regular season, the Cincinnati Reds cut their magic number down to 17 with a win over St. Louis Tuesday.
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On The Yankees clinching the division

  • "Yeah, only after spending $423 million dollars. Actually, I'd pay that much for first place."


  • "My only consolation is knowing that A-Rod is still an asshole."


  • "It's a shame they had to stitch together all the available championship T-shirts for CC Sabathia."


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