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On The Yankees Sweep Of The Twins

  • "This series was brutal. I hate the Yankees, but I also like it when people make Joe Mauer sad."

  • "Yeah, they mentioned that during the ESPN show about backup fantasy-football flex players."

  • "It's nice to see teams bowing out of the playoffs in honor of George Steinbrenner, baseball history's best human being."

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