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How The IOC Plans To Address Doping

In light of its recent decision not to bar Russian athletes from competing in Rio despite their use of performance-enhancing drugs, the International Olympic Committee is working to establish more effective protocols to keep the Games drug-free. Here are some ways the IOC plans to address doping:
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  • "MLB's measures to rid baseball of steroids have destroyed hitting and flooded the record books with no-hitters. Shameful."

  • "I'm just happy the Yankees lost. I would have preferred it to have been in the World Series against the Phillies, but, eh, who gives a shit? It's just baseball."

  • "I liked it when Cliff Lee played, because he's a guy we're all supposed to pay attention to and like now."

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