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Report: Gonzaga’s In Washington, Right?

NEW YORK—Ahead of the team’s first-round game against Seton Hall in the NCAA Men’s Basketball Tournament, a new report released Thursday revealed that Gonzaga is in Washington state, right?

Teary-Eyed Robert Griffin III Slips On Draft Day Suit Again

WASHINGTON—With several tears streaming down his face as he stood alone in his bedroom’s walk-in closet, sources confirmed Wednesday that former Washington Redskins quarterback Robert Griffin III slipped on the suit he wore to the 2012 NFL Draft.
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  • "MLB's measures to rid baseball of steroids have destroyed hitting and flooded the record books with no-hitters. Shameful."

  • "I'm just happy the Yankees lost. I would have preferred it to have been in the World Series against the Phillies, but, eh, who gives a shit? It's just baseball."

  • "I liked it when Cliff Lee played, because he's a guy we're all supposed to pay attention to and like now."

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