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Man Considers Nodding Approvingly After Friend’s Drink Purchase

MEQUON, WI—Seeking to convey his endorsement of his acquaintance's selection at local bar Coney's Draft House this evening, area man Thomas Dodge told reporters that he was considering nodding approvingly at his friend’s alcoholic beverage pur...

On The Year In Basketball

  • "I'm a Spurs fan, so every year looks sort of the same to me."


  • "I'll take a shot in the dark and say Duke and the Lakers won. Is that right? Good thing I didn't waste 1,000 hours watching that develop."


  • "It's always frustrating for us fans in D.C. But at least the Generals play with class."


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