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How The IOC Plans To Address Doping

In light of its recent decision not to bar Russian athletes from competing in Rio despite their use of performance-enhancing drugs, the International Olympic Committee is working to establish more effective protocols to keep the Games drug-free. Here are some ways the IOC plans to address doping:
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  • "You know it's an interesting season when announcers go from sucking Brett Favre's dick to sucking Michael Vick's dick."

  • "I'm glad the new rules are making it harder for guys to be killed on the field. It's that very challenge that keeps me interested."

  • "Football? Are people still following that?"

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