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Report: Gonzaga’s In Washington, Right?

NEW YORK—Ahead of the team’s first-round game against Seton Hall in the NCAA Men’s Basketball Tournament, a new report released Thursday revealed that Gonzaga is in Washington state, right?

Teary-Eyed Robert Griffin III Slips On Draft Day Suit Again

WASHINGTON—With several tears streaming down his face as he stood alone in his bedroom’s walk-in closet, sources confirmed Wednesday that former Washington Redskins quarterback Robert Griffin III slipped on the suit he wore to the 2012 NFL Draft.
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  • "It's exciting to see Sidney Crosby mature from an annoying little prick to a big stupid asshole."

  • "The strangest thing happened this year: My work got a suite at the local NHL arena to entertain clients, and by March, we were bankrupt."

  • "I'm really happy for all the players involved, but sooner or later, they're going to have to figure out what they want to do with their lives."

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