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How The IOC Plans To Address Doping

In light of its recent decision not to bar Russian athletes from competing in Rio despite their use of performance-enhancing drugs, the International Olympic Committee is working to establish more effective protocols to keep the Games drug-free. Here are some ways the IOC plans to address doping:
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  • "It's exciting to see Sidney Crosby mature from an annoying little prick to a big stupid asshole."

  • "The strangest thing happened this year: My work got a suite at the local NHL arena to entertain clients, and by March, we were bankrupt."

  • "I'm really happy for all the players involved, but sooner or later, they're going to have to figure out what they want to do with their lives."

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