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On The Year In Hockey

  • "It's exciting to see Sidney Crosby mature from an annoying little prick to a big stupid asshole."


  • "The strangest thing happened this year: My work got a suite at the local NHL arena to entertain clients, and by March, we were bankrupt."


  • "I'm really happy for all the players involved, but sooner or later, they're going to have to figure out what they want to do with their lives."


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