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On Theo Epstein Becoming General Manager Of The Cubs

  • "At 28, Epstein became the youngest GM in baseball history, and now, at 37, he'll be the youngest to just give up."

  • "That's a surprise. Usually they just hire the first person to walk into the owner's office after the last GM is fired."

  • "Uh-oh, guys, I think baseball is getting even more boring every time we mention this."

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