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Puppy Bowl Highlights

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  • "Since I always throw the party, I'm too busy serving my guests Dorito-brand tortilla chips, Coca-Cola-brand soda, or Budweiser-brand beer, which is also the King of Beers, to pay attention to any advertisements."


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