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Report: Saxophone Still An Okay Vehicle For Self-Expression

While declaring that the musical instrument was by no means ideally suited to the task, a report released by the National Endowment for the Arts Thursday concluded that the saxophone nevertheless remains a fairly decent vehicle for expressing one’s ...

How The IOC Plans To Address Doping

In light of its recent decision not to bar Russian athletes from competing in Rio despite their use of performance-enhancing drugs, the International Olympic Committee is working to establish more effective protocols to keep the Games drug-free. Here are some ways the IOC plans to address doping:
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On This Year's Super Bowl Commercials

  • "Frankly, I'm sick of Detroit shoving its fantastic economy in our face all the time."

  • "I was disappointed that M&M guy doesn't have a dick."

  • "They were a lot more enjoyable once I beat the snot out of the guy who kept saying they were the whole reason to watch the game."

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