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Report: Gonzaga’s In Washington, Right?

NEW YORK—Ahead of the team’s first-round game against Seton Hall in the NCAA Men’s Basketball Tournament, a new report released Thursday revealed that Gonzaga is in Washington state, right?

Teary-Eyed Robert Griffin III Slips On Draft Day Suit Again

WASHINGTON—With several tears streaming down his face as he stood alone in his bedroom’s walk-in closet, sources confirmed Wednesday that former Washington Redskins quarterback Robert Griffin III slipped on the suit he wore to the 2012 NFL Draft.
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On This Year's Super Bowl Commercials

  • "Frankly, I'm sick of Detroit shoving its fantastic economy in our face all the time."

  • "I was disappointed that M&M guy doesn't have a dick."

  • "They were a lot more enjoyable once I beat the snot out of the guy who kept saying they were the whole reason to watch the game."

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