adBlockCheck

Sports

Refs Let 49ers Put As Many Men On Field As They Want

SEATTLE—Sighing into the microphone as he stood at the 50-yard line of Centurylink Field, NFL referee Gene Steratore ruled during Sunday’s game that the San Francisco 49ers could put as many men on the field as they want.

Stunned Adam Schefter Receives Ominous Tip From Future Self

BRISTOL, CT—Slowly returning to his desk shaken and confused, sources reported Wednesday that ESPN NFL Insider Adam Schefter was stunned to receive an ominous tip from his future self while walking through one of his office building’s hallways.

‘FanSided’ Ranks All 128 NFL Teams

NEW YORK—As part of its comprehensive professional football coverage in anticipation of the upcoming season, sports news site ‘FanSided’ published an article Tuesday ranking all 128 NFL teams.
End Of Section
  • More News

On This Year's Super Bowl Commercials

  • "Frankly, I'm sick of Detroit shoving its fantastic economy in our face all the time."

  • "I was disappointed that M&M guy doesn't have a dick."

  • "They were a lot more enjoyable once I beat the snot out of the guy who kept saying they were the whole reason to watch the game."

Sign up For The Onion's Newsletter

Give your spam filter something to do.

Close