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On Tiger Woods' Caddy Winning In The First Tournament Without Him

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On Tiger Woods' Caddy Winning In The First Tournament Without Him

  • "Wow. It's almost like the guy he caddies for transformed into a younger, better golfer."

  • "Well, that's why they play the game, I guess. Uh, right?"

  • "Nice try, golf, but you're still not interesting."

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