On Tiger Woods Leaving The Players Championship With A Neck Injury

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On Tiger Woods Leaving The Players Championship With A Neck Injury

  • "Fortune is a harsh mistress, as are harsh mistresses."


  • "I thought his therapy was supposed to take care of problems like these?"


  • "Well, looks like we're just about through tearing his life apart. Who's next? LeBron? That would be a good one."


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