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RIO DE JANEIRO—Beating out Serbian Nikola Jokic by .87 points in order to claim the all-around title, U.S. forward Kevin Durant won Olympic gold Friday in men’s individual basketball, becoming the first man to win consecutive golds in the competition since Gary Payton at the 1996 and 2000 Games.

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RIO DE JANEIRO—Immediately recognizing the booming, thunderous voice he hadn’t heard since he was 5 years old as he warmed up ahead of his first heat in the 200-meter individual medley, U.S. Olympic swimmer Michael Phelps reportedly spotted his long-estranged father, Poseidon, God of the Sea, cheering for him Thursday in the stands of the Olympic Aquatics Stadium.
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On Tiger Woods’ Victory At Bay Hill

  • "He should win the Masters, as long as all the best golfers stay away from that tournament too."

  • "I know some guys have problems doing it again right after they've done it, but I've never heard of anyone needing two and a half years."

  • "It sure has been a while. The last time Tiger won, Barack Obama was president, everyone was talking about the iPad, and I was in this panel telling you what I thought about sports."

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