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On Tiger Woods’ Victory At Bay Hill

  • "He should win the Masters, as long as all the best golfers stay away from that tournament too."

  • "I know some guys have problems doing it again right after they've done it, but I've never heard of anyone needing two and a half years."

  • "It sure has been a while. The last time Tiger won, Barack Obama was president, everyone was talking about the iPad, and I was in this panel telling you what I thought about sports."

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