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SEATTLE—Sighing into the microphone as he stood at the 50-yard line of Centurylink Field, NFL referee Gene Steratore ruled during Sunday’s game that the San Francisco 49ers could put as many men on the field as they want.

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BRISTOL, CT—Slowly returning to his desk shaken and confused, sources reported Wednesday that ESPN NFL Insider Adam Schefter was stunned to receive an ominous tip from his future self while walking through one of his office building’s hallways.

‘FanSided’ Ranks All 128 NFL Teams

NEW YORK—As part of its comprehensive professional football coverage in anticipation of the upcoming season, sports news site ‘FanSided’ published an article Tuesday ranking all 128 NFL teams.
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On Titans Owner Bud Adams Being Fined For Flipping Off The Crowd:

  • "I'd have the exact same reaction to watching a Bills-Titans game."

  • "Looks to me like he was just having fun out there, which means he should be fined an extra $500,000."

  • "At the very least, you have to be happy that an 86-year-old man decided to go with flipping the bird and not whipping out his junk."

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