On Titans Owner Bud Adams Being Fined For Flipping Off The Crowd:

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On Titans Owner Bud Adams Being Fined For Flipping Off The Crowd:

  • "I'd have the exact same reaction to watching a Bills-Titans game."


  • "Looks to me like he was just having fun out there, which means he should be fined an extra $500,000."


  • "At the very least, you have to be happy that an 86-year-old man decided to go with flipping the bird and not whipping out his junk."


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