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On Top Stars Ovechkin And Crosby Already Being Eliminated From The NHL Playoffs

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On Top Stars Ovechkin And Crosby Already Being Eliminated From The NHL Playoffs

  • "The NHL could learn a thing or two from the NBA about rigging playoffs, if you ask me."

  • "What are you talking about? We still got Glen Metropolit! Met-RO!"

  • "Doesn't matter to me. I am like most true hockey fans, and watch for the pure love of fighting."

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