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On Usain Bolt's Breathtaking 8.79-second 4x100 Anchor Leg At The Penn Relays

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Kevin Durant Wins Gold In Men’s Individual Basketball

RIO DE JANEIRO—Beating out Serbian Nikola Jokic by .87 points in order to claim the all-around title, U.S. forward Kevin Durant won Olympic gold Friday in men’s individual basketball, becoming the first man to win consecutive golds in the competition since Gary Payton at the 1996 and 2000 Games.

Michael Phelps Spots Estranged Father Poseidon In Stands

RIO DE JANEIRO—Immediately recognizing the booming, thunderous voice he hadn’t heard since he was 5 years old as he warmed up ahead of his first heat in the 200-meter individual medley, U.S. Olympic swimmer Michael Phelps reportedly spotted his long-estranged father, Poseidon, God of the Sea, cheering for him Thursday in the stands of the Olympic Aquatics Stadium.
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On Usain Bolt's Breathtaking 8.79-second 4x100 Anchor Leg At The Penn Relays

  • "Yeah, but everybody knows that carrying a baton makes you faster."

  • "Do you get the feeling he's kind of like, too fast, though? I don't know, it just seems that way to me."

  • "I still say you can't call yourself the World's Fastest Man until you race every man in the world."

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