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Refs Let 49ers Put As Many Men On Field As They Want

SEATTLE—Sighing into the microphone as he stood at the 50-yard line of Centurylink Field, NFL referee Gene Steratore ruled during Sunday’s game that the San Francisco 49ers could put as many men on the field as they want.

Stunned Adam Schefter Receives Ominous Tip From Future Self

BRISTOL, CT—Slowly returning to his desk shaken and confused, sources reported Wednesday that ESPN NFL Insider Adam Schefter was stunned to receive an ominous tip from his future self while walking through one of his office building’s hallways.

‘FanSided’ Ranks All 128 NFL Teams

NEW YORK—As part of its comprehensive professional football coverage in anticipation of the upcoming season, sports news site ‘FanSided’ published an article Tuesday ranking all 128 NFL teams.
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On Usain Bolt's Breathtaking 8.79-second 4x100 Anchor Leg At The Penn Relays

  • "Yeah, but everybody knows that carrying a baton makes you faster."

  • "Do you get the feeling he's kind of like, too fast, though? I don't know, it just seems that way to me."

  • "I still say you can't call yourself the World's Fastest Man until you race every man in the world."

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