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Report: Gonzaga’s In Washington, Right?

NEW YORK—Ahead of the team’s first-round game against Seton Hall in the NCAA Men’s Basketball Tournament, a new report released Thursday revealed that Gonzaga is in Washington state, right?

Teary-Eyed Robert Griffin III Slips On Draft Day Suit Again

WASHINGTON—With several tears streaming down his face as he stood alone in his bedroom’s walk-in closet, sources confirmed Wednesday that former Washington Redskins quarterback Robert Griffin III slipped on the suit he wore to the 2012 NFL Draft.
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On What We're Thankful For In Sports:

  • "Yankees suck!"

  • "Still can't get over how useful cleats are."

  • "All the lines. Foul lines, three-point lines, out-of-bounds lines. Without lines, there aren't sports. Man, do I love lines!"

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