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On Whether Hockey Can Replace The Locked-Out NBA

  • "I'm pretty sure the only reason people watch the NBA is to avoid seeing hockey."

  • "The two sports are already kind of similar in terms of how stupid they seem when you really think about them."

  • "Missing Miami’s Big Three means I need something to hate. And I hate hockey, so yes."

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