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How The IOC Plans To Address Doping

In light of its recent decision not to bar Russian athletes from competing in Rio despite their use of performance-enhancing drugs, the International Olympic Committee is working to establish more effective protocols to keep the Games drug-free. Here are some ways the IOC plans to address doping:
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On Zenyatta Retiring With One Loss

  • "It's a good thing she’s a horse. Otherwise, someone would have to explain to her what a disappointment her career turned out to be."

  • "She could have won that last race, too, if it weren't for that little man clinging to her back."

  • "That's too bad. I only sleep with winners."

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