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Man Holding Hands With Pregnant Woman Must Have Weird Fetish

RED BANK, NJ—Testing the limits of what even the most progressive onlookers considered publicly acceptable, a man was seen by multiple witnesses Tuesday holding hands with a visibly pregnant woman in what many could only interpret as the expression of a bizarre fetish.
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One Cell Phone Per Two Humans

A report in November announced that there are 3.3 billion mobile phone accounts—one for every two people in the world. What do you think?
  • "That many? Looks like planet Earth is doing pretty good for itself."

    Geoff Ripps Consultant
  • "Oh yeah? But how many of them have a cell phone that can do this? Check this out."

    Tessa Febre Hair Stylist
  • "Call me old-fashioned, but I still prefer yelling."

    Tom Robbins Systems Analyst

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