One Direction Wins Big At VMAs

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One Direction Wins Big At VMAs

London-based boy band One Direction took home three MTV Video Music Awards last night, beating out Rihanna, Maroon 5, and Justin Bieber for best pop video with their chart-topping debut, “What Makes You Beautiful.” What do you think?

  • “Looks like all those hours of songwriting finally paid off.”

    Rico Chuba
    Mine Safety Engineer
  • “I wonder whether Americans are ready for British music.”

    Bruce Essenfeld
    Systems Analyst
  • “Another, nearly identical band was robbed!”

    Donna Bracewell