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How Amazon Plans To Expand

After years of rapid growth and expansion into new industries, Amazon recently announced that it would be opening a second headquarters outside of Seattle. Here are Amazon’s plans for continued growth.

Report: Americans Now Get 44% Of Their Exercise From Licking

WASHINGTON—Saying the practice accounted for a sizable portion of the nation’s physical activity on any given day, a new report published Tuesday by researchers at the National Institutes of Health revealed that Americans currently get 44 percent of their exercise from licking things.

‘Lost Dog’ Poster Really Tooting Dog’s Horn

BROOKLYN, NY—Claiming the flyer could really stand to tone it down a little, sources said a lost dog poster that began appearing in Brooklyn’s Fort Greene neighborhood Tuesday was really tooting the dog’s horn.
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One In 3 Ticks Carry Lyme Disease

A survey of deer ticks in Minnesota revealed that about a third of them carried Lyme disease. What do you think?
  • "A more rapid industrialization of the Minnesota area would cut down on the woodland habitat the ticks need to survive."

    Matt Bennett Manager
  • "Coagulated fish parts ought to cure the ailments of your body and soul."

    Carol Bell Laborer
  • "How shameful. Ticks in China do not carry disease. Instead, they bring wealth and good fortune to all who are lucky enough to be chosen as hosts.”

    Gordon Hall Wise Secretary

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