One In 3 Ticks Carry Lyme Disease

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One In 3 Ticks Carry Lyme Disease

A survey of deer ticks in Minnesota revealed that about a third of them carried Lyme disease. What do you think?
  • "A more rapid industrialization of the Minnesota area would cut down on the woodland habitat the ticks need to survive."

    Matt Bennett
    Manager
  • "Coagulated fish parts ought to cure the ailments of your body and soul."

    Carol Bell
    Laborer
  • "How shameful. Ticks in China do not carry disease. Instead, they bring wealth and good fortune to all who are lucky enough to be chosen as hosts.”

    Gordon Hall
    Wise Secretary
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