The Onion has touched countless lives over its 250 years of publication. What story has affected you the most?
"Since each one is better than the last, I'd have to say the final story in the most recent issue."Anthony Byrne Linter-Saw Sharpener
"It wasn't easy to read about the physics behind Princess Diana's death, but I'm glad I did it."Maya Griff Shank Taper
"Wow, that's like asking me to choose which of my children is my favorite. But if you twisted my arm, I'd have to say its penetrating critique of state-government cronyism, and my firstborn son, Kevin."Steve Mackey Unemployed