"Tell me about it. Just last week, I purchased a majestic lowland gorilla off eBay, and the thing's turning out to be a real son of a bitch to take care of."Jack Albert Livery Driver
"Most of those 'rare species' dealers are scams anyhow. My so-called 'panda' turned out to be a heavily spray-painted sheepdog."Crissy Gray Cosmetologist
"First they crack down on mail-order brides, now this! Doesn't anyone understand how unbelievably lonely I am?"James Mills Caterer
Illegal online sales of endangered animal and plant species are becoming problematic, as they are both lucrative and difficult to regulate. What do you think?