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The Onion’s 2017 Oscar Picks

The 89th Academy Awards features a more diverse slate of film and actor nominees than in past years, though the ceremony could still field #OscarsSoWhite criticism. Here are The Onion’s picks for who should take home the coveted Oscar statuettes:

A Timeline Of The EPA

A recently introduced House bill that would dissolve the Environmental Protection Agency questions the value of what this agency does and what its goals are. The Onion provides a timeline of the EPA’s 47-year history:
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Online Wizarding University Opens For Harry Potter Fans

Die-hard fans of the Harry Potter series have opened Hogwarts Is Here, a free online university open to “all aspiring witches and wizards” where students enroll in nine-week courses based on classes Harry takes in the books. What do you think?

  • “You still can’t beat a degree from a brick-and-mortar fantasy university.”

    James Macaluso Metal Sculptor
  • “Come on, everyone knows all those online universities are scams.”

    Jenny Huston Skin Care Specialist
  • “I didn’t get in, but it was still neat to have a small owl deliver my rejection letter.”

    Ken Dreiband-Burman Paratransit Driver
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