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Best Sports Documentaries

With ESPN’s film ‘OJ: Made In America’ emerging as an Oscars frontrunner this year, Onion Sports looks back at some of the greatest sports documentaries of all time.

New EPA Chief Proposes 30% Cut In All Carbon-Based Organisms

WASHINGTON—Expressing confidence that the nation would meet the ambitious benchmarks by the end of Donald Trump’s presidential term, Scott Pruitt, the president-elect’s nominee for chief of the Environmental Protection Agency, said Thursday he would seek a 30 percent cut in all carbon-based organisms upon assuming office.
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Online Wizarding University Opens For Harry Potter Fans

Die-hard fans of the Harry Potter series have opened Hogwarts Is Here, a free online university open to “all aspiring witches and wizards” where students enroll in nine-week courses based on classes Harry takes in the books. What do you think?

  • “You still can’t beat a degree from a brick-and-mortar fantasy university.”

    James Macaluso Metal Sculptor
  • “Come on, everyone knows all those online universities are scams.”

    Jenny Huston Skin Care Specialist
  • “I didn’t get in, but it was still neat to have a small owl deliver my rejection letter.”

    Ken Dreiband-Burman Paratransit Driver

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