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Ono Auctions Sky Puzzle For Autism

Artist and musician Yoko Ono is auctioning off a mural of the sky in 67 puzzle pieces to benefit autism research. What do you think?
  • "I think the concept is genius. It reassures us that, in the same way we take the sky for granted, autism will probably take care of itself too."

    Weller Systems Analyst
  • "Good luck selling them now that everyone knows what the puzzle is."

    Carol Reilly Mannequin Mounter
  • "This is perfect for anybody who hates both autism and good art."

    Damian Brown Pellet Machine Operator

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