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Open Carry Gun Law Advocates Release Children’s Book

Pro-gun advocates have released a children’s picture book called My Parents Open Carry about a 13-year-old girl named Brenna Strong, whose parents openly carry guns for self-defense, which the authors say aims to educate people on Second Amendment rights and promote acceptance of open carry policies. What do you think?

  • “This is great—now, I’ll have something to switch up with the Second Amendment when I tuck Jimmy in at night.”

    Jennifer Brimble Digital Learning Specialist
  • “I just hope the strength of the narrative isn’t compromised for the sake of political proselytizing.”

    Alan Jones Unemployed
  • “But how will concealed carry proponents simplify their arguments to the level of children?”

    Curtis Mitchell Cement Pouring Supervisor

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