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LOS ANGELES—Unleashing a brutal wave of violence and destruction that has upended the entire power structure of the entertainment industry overnight, the nation’s C-list celebrities have carried out a bloody coup to overthrow the hottest stars in Hollywood, sources reported Tuesday.

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RYE, NY—Workers inventorying the estate of a recently deceased Westchester County art dealer earlier this month reportedly stumbled upon a draft of a previously unknown Jack London novel titled The Doggy, and the work is already being hailed by many within the literary world as a masterpiece.
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Oprah To End Her Talk Show

Oprah Winfrey announced last week that she would end her talk show in 2011. What do you think?
  • "But I wasn't planning on having enough self-esteem until 2015."

    Chad Degraw Pension Information Clerk
  • "I hope the next big talk show host also talks about books and careers. I don't want to watch daytime TV and feel unproductive."

    Kira Bougatsos Museum Guard
  • "Shouldn't someone tell her that this is not exactly the economic climate in which to be out of a job?"

    Greg Diamond Tombstone Setter

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