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Director Has Clear Vision Of How Studio Will Destroy Movie

LOS ANGELES—Saying he can already picture exactly what the finished cut will look like on the big screen, Hollywood film director Paul Stanton told reporters Wednesday he has a clear vision of how studio executives will totally destroy his upcoming movie.

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ARIES: Once the laughter dies down, the party favors are put away, and the monkeys led back inside their cages, you’ll finally be given a chance to explain your side of the story.

Hollywood Stars Overthrown In Bloody C-List Uprising

LOS ANGELES—Unleashing a brutal wave of violence and destruction that has upended the entire power structure of the entertainment industry overnight, the nation’s C-list celebrities have carried out a bloody coup to overthrow the hottest stars in Hollywood, sources reported Tuesday.
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Oprah To End Her Talk Show

Oprah Winfrey announced last week that she would end her talk show in 2011. What do you think?
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  • "I hope the next big talk show host also talks about books and careers. I don't want to watch daytime TV and feel unproductive."

    Kira Bougatsos Museum Guard
  • "Shouldn't someone tell her that this is not exactly the economic climate in which to be out of a job?"

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