Optimism Can't Beat Cancer

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Optimism Can't Beat Cancer

A recent medical study suggests that your chances of surviving head and neck cancer are the same if you have a positive outlook or a negative outlook. What do you think?
  • "Please don't tell that to my dad. He's been so nice to everyone lately."

    Alexander Rodas
    Sales Associate
  • "Based on my observations, optimism also can't beat depression."

    Colleen Curtin
    Store Manager
  • "It must have been great to be in the control group that got all the chemotherapy drugs."

    Will Braverman
    Systems Analyst
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