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Orlando Air Traffic Controllers Lack Experience

According to the U.S. Department of Transportation, 47 percent of air traffic controllers at Orlando International Airport are in training for certification. What do you think?
  • “As a trained pilot, I can tell you it doesn’t matter: I just do whatever I want anyway.”

    Jeremy McManaway
    Splitter Operator
  • “That would explain all the wreckage I saw up on Splash Mountain.”

    Greg Harberg
    Kosher Inspector
  • "I'll pass that information on to my kids. I can save a lot of money if they're in a state of paralyzed terror the first day at Disney World."

    Vicki Milam
    Morgue Attendant
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