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What To Watch For In The New Obi-Wan Kenobi Film

Disney has announced they are in the early stages of developing a stand-alone ‘Star Wars’ film focused on the adventures of Jedi master Obi-Wan Kenobi. Here’s what fans can expect to see in the upcoming release.

Man In Center Of Political Spectrum Under Impression He Less Obnoxious

MT. VERNON, OH—Loudly explaining to anyone within earshot that both the left and right were ruining the level of discourse in this country, Jesse Levin, a man firmly in the center of the political spectrum, is under the impression that he is less obnoxious than those with more partisan viewpoints, sources reported Friday.
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Overeating Like Drug Addiction

A recent study, published in the journal Proceedings of the National Academy of Sciences stated that overeating is like drug addiction. What do you think?
  • "The biggest challenge for me has been dropping my eating buddies and acquiring a new group of friends who don't eat."

    James McKellan Loan Officer
  • "So that's why I pawned my mom's jewelry for a can of nacho cheese sauce."

    Jane Cooper Systems Analyst
  • "I'm in step eight of recovery. I am apologizing to every person I stole an onion ring from for the last ten years."

    Julio Marquez Bail Bondsman

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