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Overeating Like Drug Addiction

A recent study, published in the journal Proceedings of the National Academy of Sciences stated that overeating is like drug addiction. What do you think?
  • "The biggest challenge for me has been dropping my eating buddies and acquiring a new group of friends who don't eat."

    James McKellan
    Loan Officer
  • "So that's why I pawned my mom's jewelry for a can of nacho cheese sauce."

    Jane Cooper
    Systems Analyst
  • "I'm in step eight of recovery. I am apologizing to every person I stole an onion ring from for the last ten years."

    Julio Marquez
    Bail Bondsman

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