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The Onion’s 2017 Oscar Picks

The 89th Academy Awards features a more diverse slate of film and actor nominees than in past years, though the ceremony could still field #OscarsSoWhite criticism. Here are The Onion’s picks for who should take home the coveted Oscar statuettes:

A Timeline Of The EPA

A recently introduced House bill that would dissolve the Environmental Protection Agency questions the value of what this agency does and what its goals are. The Onion provides a timeline of the EPA’s 47-year history:
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Oxford Apologizes For Sexist Definition

Oxford Dictionaries has responded to anthropologist Michael Oman-Reagan after the latter argued their definition of “rabid” was sexist due to its use of the example phrase “rabid feminist,” a term that Oxford has promised to revisit and potentially revise in their collection going forward. What do you think?

  • “That’s too bad. Dictionaries were one of the last places where men were free to be men.”

    Amos Aronson Staple Bender
  • “So should I get a shot if a feminist bites me or not?”

    Tammy Lefkin Dumpling Wrapper
  • “I guess now we can’t even compare women to dogs without being labeled sexist.”

    Todd Vail Culinary Correspondent
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