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Oxford Apologizes For Sexist Definition

Oxford Dictionaries has responded to anthropologist Michael Oman-Reagan after the latter argued their definition of “rabid” was sexist due to its use of the example phrase “rabid feminist,” a term that Oxford has promised to revisit and potentially revise in their collection going forward. What do you think?

  • “That’s too bad. Dictionaries were one of the last places where men were free to be men.”

    Amos Aronson Staple Bender
  • “So should I get a shot if a feminist bites me or not?”

    Tammy Lefkin Dumpling Wrapper
  • “I guess now we can’t even compare women to dogs without being labeled sexist.”

    Todd Vail Culinary Correspondent

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